Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket

I felt really good after replacing all my outlets with these gold-plated audio-grade outlets. However for best performance they need to be regenerated in direct sunlight every day. The instructions don't tell you that! I realized that the wire nuts used to connect my house wiring aren't even copper! So I had to replace them with gold-plated. Then I discovered that my circuit breaker contacts are brass!! I had to get rid of those too. My home wiring is unshielded copper and the single biggest part of my AC power delivery system. I am now in the process of ripping that out and replacing with NASA-Space-Shuttle-Grade three-conductor shielded gold cable. This isn't cheap but my iPod sounds a little better with each upgrade. Does anyone know what kind of wire the power company uses to deliver electricity to my house?

This is audio snake oil.

Do Not Buy.

Go buy some music instead of this waste of money.

My apartment was infected with bad electricity from a previous tenant. Clocks ran slow, radios picked up foreign stations, digital tape measures would only read out in "metric". After installing Wattgate 381's, everything's working fine now. Thanks, Wattgate!